Shoot for the Stars

daily-superheroes:

It’s the store Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/

Holy bedbats, Batman.

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

Some might say bad idea, but I personally have prepared for this all my life. It is okay guys- THEY CAN’T OPEN DOORS.

(via timeywimeyness)

neurowolf:

chelseajust:

repress:

wildcosmia:

skyremains:

cptfunk:

cognitivedissonance:

theknewyorktimes:

YO, CAN WE GET A SERIOUS CHAIN OF REBLOGGING?

Fuck right off, Taylor Swift.

That’s not how you..oh ok.

oh look another reason to not like her

Taylor Swift - “No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.”

too bad all you do is write songs bashing guys who had the misfortune of dating someone with the mentality of a middle schooler.

trick ass hoe

Yeah as a gay guy who usually doesn’t get offended at shit.

Comparing telling friends that someone is gay to being crazy…. yeah….

Woooooooooow. 

(via slewthedragon)

zillsplayground:

The pen is mightier than the sword…

(via roguemarch)

I am concerned the car is blue…

Nerd moment!

1watson:

So true

Lol. Two of my guilty pleasures together…

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

candlejack:

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

BILL THE MOTHER FUCKING PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BILL WAS AN OLD FUCKING PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.

BUT THEY WERE WRONG.

BILL FUCKING MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHED IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE FUCKING WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.

BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.

I’d vote for him. 

(via tolkienism)

Not too shabby…